This week, Uncorked Thoughts brings us a new Harry Potter Moment of the Week: The Quibbler needs a new headline story, what do you come up with?
At first, this topic overwhelmed me–What’s a random side story that happened in the book that I could make into a story? I decided instead, to come up with a story I would really like to see happen…
BREAKING NEWS: DOLORES UMBRIDGE DIES IN HORRIFIC DEMENTOR ATTACK
Delores Umbridge passed away early yesterday morning after being attacked by a dementor in Azkaban. It was reported that Umbridge was too demanding given her lowly prisoner status, and the dementor could not stand her annoyingly shrill voice any longer. The dementor’s intent was to take her soul, but could not do so, given she did not have one. Upon further investigation, the dementor was cleared of any wrongdoings, stating that Umbridge got just what she deserved. In lieu of a funeral, there will be a party celebrating her lack of existence. We will bring you these details as soon as we receive them.